I went to the 99ç Store yesterday.

All Hostess products were on clearance.  33 ć a piece.

There had been a run on their stock.

Really the only things left (and there were plenty of them) were powdered donuts.

This should shut up the powdered donut apologists once and for all.

When you can’t give these things away to poor folks, then you know these things suck.

Case closed.