In the small town of Dewy Rose, GA, in Elbert County (granite capital of the world) stands what many call “The American Stonehenge”.  (pic related)

Not me, though. My vote goes to that foam thing.

It is a bunch of granite slabs with the “10 Commandments” of starting over once society has been burned to the ground. The new rules, (pic related)

are written in 8 different languages:

English, Russian,  Hebrew, Spanish, Hindi, Swahili, Arabic, and, Chinese.

Along the four sides of the capstone, a message is inscribed in 4 still different languages — Babylonian Cuneiform, Classical Greek, Sanskrit and Egyptian Hieroglyphics – “Let These Be Guidestones To Reason”

For those of you naive enough to  believe in only “science” you should be aware that some of the best theories about alien visitations involve them helping the advancement of humans in ancient Babylon, India and Egypt.

Most of you already know that, in Ancient Greece, Zeus was the captain of an Interstellar Craft that landed atop Olympus. His crew made up the rest of the pantheon of gods. So, that explains that.

The stones were commissioned by an anonymous individual using the pseudonym R.C. Christian, who claimed to represent a bunch of freedom-loving Americans who resided outside of Georgia.

Naturally, we conspiracy kooks went apeshit – claiming it was the work of The Rosicrucians and/or The Illuminati/New World Order.

Others in our ranks blame religious fanatics and site as evidence the fake name “Christian”.

Hardcover Christian groups, for their part, claim it is the work of Satanists for some reason. While the Catholics just feel snubbed because the use of Latin is so conspicuously absent that it had to be done on purpose just to slight them.

Since the stones are out in the open for all to see at any time, they have naturally been vandalized with graffiti on several occasions.

To the west of the stones is a marble slab explaining some of the various astronomical features of the stones (mostly holes drilled in different spots to allow celestial bodies to be viewed) along with height and weight info and a message claiming that there is a time capsule buried beneath. It gives instructions on when the capsule is to be opened but, the date has been left blank…causing us to go even more apeshit than we already were and insist it is some kind of plot.

In Georgia, with Trixie on my mind.